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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Local Man Interrupts Urinal Fart, Punished By Death
Dan Dadson entered the restroom several dozen afternoons ago with high hopes. Knowing full well how to drain urine and expel excrement from his body, he stood in front of the receptacle and took out his wangle. As the flow began, a tremendous pressure was lifted from Dadson's dong and he achieved a state of relaxation so blissful it made gravy seem uptight.
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